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Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times? As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells, and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there, too, a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you like a pressed flower, both strange and familiar.
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paperpants:

I saw this post on facebook and the comments were full of miserable fucking American parents (for some reason, the other countries were being cool) being all “sprinkles won’t teach them anything” “monster spray will just make them further believe that monsters are real and you are encouraging stupid ideas” “putting glitter on money is illegal, you will be arrested”

The entire thread made me wonder why some miserable cunts are parents after all. Their kids are going to be boring ass stock brokers or something

The facebook post made me this angry too… these ideas are freaking genius

versacetits:

yappanese:

yourmomsfaggot:

of-talk:

Source

smh man

:’((((

yo pussy stink lmao

versacetits:

yappanese:

yourmomsfaggot:

of-talk:

Source

smh man

:’((((

yo pussy stink lmao

baby-make-it-hurt:

pathwalker:

the handstand abs guy

I’m with Pikachu and Brock.

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

kevwinchester:

cpropht:

wherewilltheducksgo:

im poor ill try it

ooohhh i have to try this

Sweet Jesus

I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.

queefymanelaflare:

jayda95:

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

this a swan

i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin

queefymanelaflare:

jayda95:

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

this a swan

i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*